Go park in the field o' buttercups an' cowpies. Then go gitcherself some barbecue an' a funnel cake ta share. Watch the cloggers while ya listen ta the pickin' an' strummin'. Gitcherself some o' that there homegrown honey. Learn yerself sumthint 'bout spinnin' an' weavin'. Go gitcha a look at them John Deeres. Then head on down ta the creek. Build yerself a dam, divert the stream, splash an' play, an' have yerself a good ol' time. That's how ya have yerself a festival!